Holy Crap. Literally. This report tells the story of an Oklahoma woman who came home from work the other day to a house totally filled with human waste. All of her belongings were covered in waste, due to a city sewer blockage. The city estimates that approximately 780 GALLONS OF FECES got backed up into her house.
Her house has now been condemned, as even after the city crews vacuumed up the bulk of crap, it’s still inside the walls and floor ducts.
Doesn’t just reading this give you the bitter spits? I mean, seriously - it’s one thing to have your house flooded with water, as many midwesterners have experienced in the last few weeks. But to have your house flooded with excrement? OHMYGOD. Can you even imagine if this woman had been HOME when this happened? That’s the kind of gross that you could never wash off of yourself. You’d be damaged goods after that - forever.
No Andy Dufresne reference? I’m dissapointed!
Gives new meaning to the phrase, “The sh*t hit the fan.”
Only the fan would’ve probably short circuited and with the shock (or shock of seeing so much ****, or from the smell) the woman (if inside) would’ve passed out and most likely drowned in and ocean of excrement….
What a way to go
“Drowned in an ocean of Excrement”… the exact words used in my review of the TV show, “Lost”….great minds think alike!!!
Oh, Holmes, and to think I liked you up to this point! Lost is one of the best shows on TV right now! Oh well, to each his own, I guess….Now, I’m sad.
Ah, but mlm…is it not our differences that keep us bound…is it not those few indiscretions that allow our hearts to beat and our minds to race…for to be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else…is truly our greatest accomplishment…so sadness feel not…but anticipation and exhilaration…as life continues to present our similarities and differences…
if ‘lost’ is the best show on tv right now, thats not saying much for our nations media, really…
I can’t live without all the reruns of “Mama’s Family”…that is truly some gritty drama…interlaced with a deluge of hilarity… Long live, mama!!!
A big fan of the ellipsis, I see…and so DEEP for a TV show discussion! Well, I will try to take your advice to heart. I just hope I can sleep tonight…
President of the Ellipsis Fan Club…I am trying to start and Ellipti-con…but those gamers and comic book geeks have all the good conference centers booked up… oh well…I hope ellipses win the Straddle’m Cup this year…Go Dots!!!!!