Beehive Taken To Hospital

 

Amy Winehouse was reportedly taken to the hospital after fainting earlier.  My favorite part of the report was when it said, “Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”

Are doctors in England this stupid for real?  LOOK AT AMY WINEHOUSE.  I think the real question here is  - how the hell is she defying all logic and reason and still breathing at all?  What kind of tests could they possibly be running at this point?  

You know what they need?  They need some sort of anti-autopsy for Amy Winehouse.  Like - a coroner should perform a full body test on her which shows all of the stuff about her body that’s NOT currently contributing to her death.  This would be far more telling, I think.

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3 Responses to “Beehive Taken To Hospital”


  1. 1 Wise

    One thing they should look at is the head trauma she has definitely suffered from the weight of her hair. My personal diagnosis is that she is already dead, but all the smack she induced will not allow her body to lie down.

  2. 2 count_by_five

    i wonder how she pulled that shirt on over that hair

  3. 3 natasha

    anybody remember MARS ATTACKS???

  1. 1 Amy Winehouse Is All Sorts Of Sick at The Mock Dock

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