Around the noon hour today, Dame, Mockarena and I found ourselves enjoying the culinary delights of mandarin chain restaurant named after expedient ursine mammals. (”When you need a panda a fast.”) As our conversation leaped from topic to topic - from ghosts to phones to cars to the huge choppers on that one chick - and included an impromptu performance of lyrical jazz, also known as “Scatting“, for the patronage of the eatery (not the first time I became “dinner music” whilst out in public), the following statement was uttered much to Dame and Mock’s gigglification:
“It’s okay for a boy to wear a hoodie sweatshirt, but to actually be a hoodie sweatshirt…it ain’t right”
Can anyone guess the context of this statement? Let me know your thoughts
You saw some greasy-looking, sweaty teenage guy walk by wearing a hoodie and played on the word “hood”? (from days of yore used to describe the guys who smoked, drank and were generally up to no good) I’m probably WAY off….
mlm - in order to guess the context you’re going to have to hurl your mind into the deepest possible end of the gutter.
I think I can do that. Hmmm… Does it have to do with a certain part of the anatomy that actually HAS a “hood” on it? Is that deep enough, or does I have to delve even further? I’m dying to know!
You’re on the right track. Holmes is on vacation though till Sunday evening - he’s gets to be the one who solves the mystery for you - so you’re going to have to check back!!!
So come on, Homes! Solve this mystery!
Alright…mysterious as it seems…our discussion wound its way down the path of baby girls getting their ears pierced…and how inhumane that may seem…at which point I entered the idea that it is more humane than the circumcision of a baby…and that I was glad to have had it when i was young…both Mock and Dame then chimed in with their two cents about the need for the procedure…from their perspectives…all of this over a bowl of orange chicken and an egg roll…I wonder what we will talk of today!!!
The possibilities are endless!