YOU GUYS!!! Remember that post I did about Alison Becker, the VH1girl, a few days ago? Well guess what! Alison Becker wrote me about it. And here is what she said:
“hi!
My friend just sent me your post on how much you HATE me. Thanks! I didn’t know i was famous enough to hate! I’m actually not that bad of a person, really. And there’s really no need to HATE someone you’ve never met.
Also, I don’t read from cue cards. The copy is memorized in about 2 minutes or less. It’s very difficult to do. If you want to come to a shoot sometime, let me know, and you’ll see.
But you really shouldn’t hate people you’ve never met.
Except Katherine Heigl. That b*tch annoys the sh*t out of me.”
HOW COMPLETELY AWESOME IS THAT!?!??! I so love that she was referred to our site and that she actually took time to write me that she is not hate worthy. This makes me totally love her. And her hatred of Katherine Heigl makes me totally love her. If she learns to hate Ashley Judd on top of that, she will officially become my new best friend.
I’m going to try really hard from now on not to be irritated by the dumb stuff that they make her say on the top 20 countdown. Alison Becker - you have my solemn vow on that. My hatred is officially being redirected to your writing team. Tell them that they wrote way better stuff for Rachel Perry, and that you deserve the same quality of material. And if you see Rachel Perry, you might also mention to her that I have a total girl crush on her. Which, come to think of it, might be the explanation for why I felt hatred for you in the first place.
Anyway, mockdockers - take note of this important post and spread the word about the greatness of Alison Becker. For she too hates the Heigl. And this makes her a Mockdock Friend for Life.
Holmes is not usually on the public hate/ love trains that depart the MockDock stations at regular intervals full of work-wary souls just trying to get home in time for a hot meal, some prime-time TV and missionary sex…but in this case…I will agree this chick seems alright by me (and kinda geeky hot…which I so dig..like you don’t know…like as much as I love getting that weird green chip in a bag of Original Lays)…so Alison…clear up that massive cold sore on your lip and give old Holmesy a call…I would totally love to come to a shoot…if that’s what the kids are calling it these days..
Seriously…Alison…email me at Holmes@themockdock.com…I am lonely…no..not lonely…ALONE…
is it possible not to hate the Heigl?
I might be a bit bias, but the answer to that question, dear anon69, is “No.”
We all bond over the Heigl hate. I think it’s in our DNA or something.