Anne Hathaway. And I know Dame disagrees with me on this and thinks Anne is lovely, but you guys, every single feature on her entire face is like super-sized, and it’s really starting to get on my nerves.
I mean, it’s one thing to have really great big eyes, and then normal sized everything else. Then people can say, “Wow - you have SUCH pretty eyes!” and it’s not weird. Or, a great big smile, for instance. People will say, “Wow - what a lovely smile you have!” and it’s fine. But when you take GIANT eyes and a GIANT mouth and, let’s face it, a pretty good sized schnozz…well, that is just too much.
When I look at her, I immediately want to zoom out.
p.s. She’s on the cover of In Style magazine this month. In case you wondered why I thought of her.
She probably shouldn’t wear her hair pulled back-it really accentuates her cartoonish features.