Behold: A typical night on the town for Mickey Rourke. I was under the impression that only the Village People wore these types of vests, but apparently I was mistaken.
And anyway, we have bigger issues to contend with than his choice of dress. Namely, the person’s LACK of a choice of dress hovering near and above his head. I appreciate the ass jewelry, but I don’t think it really goes with that jacket.














Mickey Rourke looks exactly like the type of guy that would hang out in a strip club that has that caliber of dancers…
Wow. He looks horrible! But what I want to know is why is her ass red and blotchy?
eww, eww, eww i’m gonna have nightmares!
Oh my good ****ing christ. what the ****? it’s barfly all over again, except gay, and worse…