Mickey Rourke’s Life Has Been Reduced To This

Behold:  A typical night on the town for Mickey Rourke.  I was under the impression that only the Village People wore these types of vests, but apparently I was mistaken.

And anyway, we have bigger issues to contend with than his choice of dress.  Namely, the person’s LACK of a choice of dress hovering near and above his head.  I appreciate the ass jewelry, but I don’t think it really goes with that jacket.

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4 Responses to “Mickey Rourke’s Life Has Been Reduced To This”


  1. 1 Holmes

    Mickey Rourke looks exactly like the type of guy that would hang out in a strip club that has that caliber of dancers…

  2. 2 mlm

    Wow. He looks horrible! But what I want to know is why is her ass red and blotchy?

  3. 3 justforlaughs

    eww, eww, eww i’m gonna have nightmares!

  4. 4 champagne

    Oh my good ****ing christ. what the ****? it’s barfly all over again, except gay, and worse…

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