First of all, can we all just agree that there is no possible way that Fergie was born without a penis?
Now that that’s settled, let’s move on. I was on my way home today and heard the song “Fergalicious” on the radio. And as much as I willed myself not to sing along, I found myself spelling right along with her (you know - D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, and so on). But I also found myself completely baffled by some of the other lyrics. So I googled the lyrics and found this - the sections out of that particular song:
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that sh*t is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)Can someone please explain to me what it means to put them boys on rock, rock? I’m being serious. I really want to know.
It means she gave them a hard-on.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Wow. I am really not at all as hip as I thought I was.
I’m apparently not hip either because I was going to enlighten you like Jill did, but I was gonna use the term “wee-wee.”
There is something about her that’s just not right…I guess doing meth will destroy your aura like that.
I’m not too hip, either. I was going to guess that it meant she was going to share her crack with them.
how did she land Josh D.? Seriously-I can NOT for the life of me figure it out.