You Know Who I Hate?

This girl.  I hate any girl who would wear this sort of dress and any girl whose name is Tinsley Mortimer.  And because she fits in both of those categories, I hate her.

She’s apparently some New York City socialite.  I would like to know how I might apply for the position of socialite, because as I understand it, all that is required is that you be rich and wear designer clothing and talk like a valley girl and attend various galas and movie premieres and club openings and balls.

I feel like I could be good at that, if I didn’t have a giggle fit every time I said the word “balls.”

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7 Responses to “You Know Who I Hate?”


  1. 1 mlm

    What the h*ll kind of name is TINSLEY? I guess it sounds exactly like what it is–a spoiled, rich, snobby girl who doesn’t know how to operate a washing machine or a dishwasher.

  2. 2 ERich

    What died on her dress?

  3. 3 Pris

    I’m not a hateful person but I do hate mostly anyone who wears fur (especially in a retarded way like that).

  4. 4 Bunny

    Pris you are my new best friend! People who wear fur are heartless, pretentious dickweeds.

  5. 5 Mockarena

    What the hell are you doing up at 7.51 on Saturday, Bunny?

  6. 6 Bunny

    That’s how I roll…what-what??

  7. 7 Pris

    You being a bunny, I’m not surprised… :-)
    I once did a video project in college where I researched for weeks, all sorts of info worldwide (with statistics photos & clips) on all kinds of animals killed (in unbelievably cruel ways) just for their fur.
    At the time I had 3 ferrets (one of the animals murdered for their fur, sometimes skinned alive) so I filmed them with a blue screen on the back and had them narrate my video project… some people in my class didn’t want to ever see the film again, but I got one of the best grades, got my point across… and months of nightmares and depression after that.

    o_O

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