More Dumb Shoes

These are the shoes that Rihanna chose to wear on some talk show the other day.

What exactly is the application process of shoes like this?  Is it a buckle by buckle deal or do you just sliiiiide your feet into them already buckled?  Regardless, there is a reason I choose Merrell slip-on shoes whenever possible, and that is because it takes approximately .0000078 of a second to put them on.

p.s.  Dear Merrell - I am available to promote your shoes.  I will happily do commercials for you and I don’t sound anything like Mindy Winkler.  Please pay me lots of money.  Thank you.

 

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3 Responses to “More Dumb Shoes”


  1. 1 aniko

    I am pretty sure those are Balenciaga gladiator sandals. I recommend you google Jennifer Connelly and Balenciaga for additional material for mocking. :-))

  2. 2 aniko

    You are right: Merrells absolutely rock, shoes, boots, slides, anything.

  3. 3 Mockarena

    Way ahead of you, aniko.

    http://www.themockdock.com/2008/01/06/jennifer-connelly-is-still-fashionally-challenged/
    :)
    I’d forgotten I’d seen these before!!!

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