Peter Cook Is An Idiot

So you guys know that Peter Cook, the tool shown above, is the soon-to-be-ex-husband of Christie Brinkley, right?  And earlier reports indicated that the reason they’re splitting is because Peter couldn’t keep his peter in his pants, and was having an affair with his 18 year old assistant.  That is, when he wasn’t hounding Christie to go to swing clubs with him and scouring the web for porn.

(By the way, props to Peter for choosing an of-age person to have an affair with.  At least Chris Hanson won’t have to get involved now).

Anyway, a judge has now ruled that the divorce proceedings will be conducted publicly, so press will be allowed to capture all of the humiliating, awkward, juicy details.  YAY!

Look at her.  She is FIFTY FOUR and still looks like that.  Well done, Peter Cook.  Well done.

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7 Responses to “Peter Cook Is An Idiot”


  1. 1 Troy

    She’s 54? No way. I can’t get past her age, she looks AMAZING.

  2. 2 Tim

    a classic beauty. amy would love to look like her at 54

  3. 3 Violet

    She does look amazing now….when she was in her teens modeling in Paris she was the most gorgeous creature.

    As for her ex, he’s a regular tool. She doesn’t seem to have the best taste in men given the last 2. She should have just stayed with Billy Joel.

  4. 4 YeahBaby

    Okay, Miss Christie can be a bit of a money-hungry-attention-starved-kissmyfoot: Goddess herself. She can be the ‘bigger man’ than the men she marries. As for Billy—love love love the music but the Artist Billy is a bit of a manic depressive (as are most artists) and Miss Chris did NOT have time for him wallowing inside a liguor and pill bottle while her beauty star was rising. She is a savvy business woman (24 hour fitness!) and knows you’ve gotta strike while the iron is hot and before you 15 minutes fade. In fact, she refuses to fade which is a testament to her savvy-ness and determination. Don’t cry for her Argentina—she wants him in the mud and mud-hugging is Exactly where he shall be: The Goddess has spoken!

  5. 5 Jeff Woodmn

    WHO CARES?!

    My God America, we’re at war, the economy and our ecology are going to hell, we’re in the midst of a presidential election, and THIS is what Americans have on their minds?

    God help us.

  6. 6 Lorraine

    Exactly!!!! whoooooo cares? Yeha she’s beautiful,great business woman,blah, blah, blah, but she has a sad life. AT least he didnt try to get with her daughter.

  7. 7 couldcare

    it doesn’t matter how good it is — you always get tired of it

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