You may recall that I told you several days ago that Amy Winehouse collapsed and was sent to the hospital. Well, since then there have been reports that she has tuberculosis and that she DOESN’T have tuberculosis, so I haven’t posted either report. But now, her dad is speaking out about her condition. And it turns out she has emphysema. At 24. Plus, she’s got some lump in her chest and an irregular heartbeat.
You know who could totally straighten out Amy Winehouse? Jeff VanVondern. He is a total badass interventionist who doesn’t put up with her kind of crap. Do you guys watch Intervention on A&E on Mondays? You should. It’s SO GOOD. And whenever Jeff is on there he says to whatever cracked out meth-head he happens to be trying to intervene about, “Here’s what we’re going to do. What I see here is a bunch of people who love you like crazy, and they’re going to say some stuff and you can say some stuff and then we can get out of here.” And most of the time, this totally works. I love him.
p.s. Dear Jeff VanVonderen - I am available to promote your show. I will happily do commercials for you and I don’t sound anything like Mindy Winkler. Please pay me lots of money. Thank you.
i am shocked to hear she is sick on the lungs oh well the only cure for that is more heroin to ease the pain and more coke to get up and sing yay amy!
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What that cow needs is a little Matt Foley in her life. She won’t think life is so great when she’s LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Why is it that celebrities like her seem to live forever (see Courtney Love)…and others (who probably take care of themselves) die suddenly?
I love Intervention on A&E! And Jeff is the best intervener. I especially love it when they do stuff on things other than alcohol and drugs, like bulimia or video gaming. And on Amy, she isn’t that great of a singer either….not to mention she needs a makeup intervention!
Sbarros - ME TOO - I so love the anorexia shows and the shopping addiction shows. Candy Finnegan could be one of the most unfortunate looking people to ever walk the planet, but I do enjoy some Ken Seely. But Jeff is the BEST by far.
I can only guess that hairspray is the cause here. The sheer amount she has probably inhaled in her lifetime is probably enough to make a hole the size of Texas in the ozone.