Avoid being photographed by hovering helicopter-flying paparazzi. Aerial shots make you look braless, kinda hefty, and like the victim of a prematurely receding hairline.
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I always thought photos taken from the top down were supposed to make you appear smaller/thinner. Kind of like when you’re at the grocery store’s produce section and you see your lower-half reflected in those angled mirrors behind the lettuce? Your legs always look skinny! Hmmmm?
I always thought photos taken from the top down were supposed to make you appear smaller/thinner. Kind of like when you’re at the grocery store’s produce section and you see your lower-half reflected in those angled mirrors behind the lettuce? Your legs always look skinny! Hmmmm?
So does she not own ANY undergarments?
Are those udders?
Dam why wont she she wear a bra!
Curious as to why she’s standing over a drain?
Ummm, she has to pee?