I was struggling between showing you this recent picture of Colin Farrell looking eerily like Sanjaya Malakar’s less healthy twin, or bringing you the audio of Heidi Montag’s new single, and I decided this was more humane.
Believe me, you’ll thank me later.
I hate to go there and maybe it’s just because he’s so freaking skinny, but is that a GIGANTIC bulge in his pants… Seriously I’m not usually that pervy (just the healthy normal amount) but I can’t stop staring at that region… Please tell me I’m not the only one who noticed this.
Melissa, you’re not the only one! My eyes were also drawn to that particular region and, for whatever it’s worth, I’m not usually that pervy either.
I am usually that pervy and the bulge is gigantic.
Yikes and holy buldge. Im a bit grossed out by the whole experience.
Obviously that’s not cold water…
This could be my most favorite batch of comments EVER.
As I was clicking on the comments, I thought, “I wonder if anyone has commented on that huge package yet!” Maybe when a man loses weight, it makes other, um, parts, look bigger?
IT DOES….!!!!!Does anyone have that NutriSystem phone number…you know the one where Dan Marina gets on the TV and tells me I’m fat… I need to call them…it is time to make my junk huge-ify…
I know he lost weight for a role, but he looks terrible. I hope he packs on a few pounds when the movie wraps!
Holmes, I hear that in order to huge-ify your manhood, all you have to do is shave! Break out the razor-strop!!
I practice manscaping regularly….but my Irish genetics fight back…I mean it is an island nation…why do you think they invented shot glasses…
I remember having one of these bulges (and I’m a girl) when I sat around playing in the sand and it got all inside the little crotchular area of my bikini…
Hee! You said “crotchular area.” Soooo Mockarena of you!
Obviously the Mock Dock registry is filled with perves. I am so glad I joined!
why did “little crotchlar area” sound so cute for a split second?
My new fav word crotchular area LOL.