It seems like it’s been forever since I had a good vent about my hatred for Ashley Judd. I came across an interview with her from Allure magazine from a couple years ago, in which she described what horrible misfortune fell on her during the Paramount Studio’s 90th anniversary party. <puke> Keep in mind, this is a DIRECT QUOTE:
“We had shot an Annie Leibovitz picture, all the Paramount stars had been assigned number for our place in the group shot. I carried the number with me to the dinner and thought it was my table assignment. I ended up sitting with my back to the room at a table next to an exit sign with a bunch of accountants from television syndication. I was trying to be a good sport and be gracious and listen to them talk about who didn’t clean the coffeemaker in the office. All the other stars were an acre and a half away. Sherry Lansing finally rescued me and put me at the right table where the action was, with Samuel L. Jackson and Liam Neeson and Andy Garcia and Jessica Lange and Angelica Huston and Tom Cruise and all those guys. I was restored to my proper place in the pantheon.”
This right here is a perfect example of why I hate her. As if anyone who isn’t a movie star isn’t worth a second of her time. See - she can go kiss a million babies in Rwanda and hold hands with AIDS victims all day long, but it’s awfully hard to believe in her sincerity when she spews crap like this.
Plus, this dress makes her look like she has no boobs.
HATE.
I am an accountant and I am offended. Just remember, accountants know all the secrets like your condom budget. No, really, I had a client that recorded his condom purchases separately and he had spent over a grand in one year. Being an accountant is very enlightening!
Wow, what a load of crap she’s full of. She is the kind of person who expects something from the rest of the world. That’s just really sad. It’s like people only do things for money. Have a headache? Take two of these, little, yellow, different. Woa, sorry, slowly drifted into a Wayne’s World quote there.
Well, she certainly seems to like herself…:-)
My complaint is that she goes overboard with her thesaurus-speak.
Most of the time she completely overdoes it.
There is an interview with Craig Ferguson where she calls him a “person of Scottish-extraction…”
Scottish extraction? WTF? Is he a test-tube baby with some “Scottish extraction” added to the mix? Who says that?
Then later in the interview, they are talking about the difference between paparazzi in Scotland and the USA. (Ashley lives 50% of the year in Scotland)
Craig: “Yes, the Scottish press will just make stuff up to write about. I didn’t know that you were living in Scotland…”
Ashley: “They (the press in Scotland) have completely disabused me of the high school notion that there should be some verisimilitude of truth in the news”.
Craig: (totally confused)”Uh hello?”
Personally I think she’s taking her college education a bit too seriously. Mom dropped out of school, Wy didn’t go to college, but they had great success despite it all. Little Ashley got left out so she has find something to feel good about.
Who the hell is Ashley Judd? Seriously, this woman thinks she belongs in the Pantheon? She seriously thinks she belongs in a place housing gods or important people? She should seriously reconsider her life on this planet as all humans are born equally naked and digusting, being covered with bloody fluids. Not too mention the fact that we all are equal in the fact that we all die no matter what profession we partake in. Someone should clue her in on the fact that the worms and flesh eating beetles will not be able to tell the difference between her body or that of a CPA or anyone else for that matter in the end. Can anyone say narcissistic?
Ashley: “They (the press in Scotland) have completely disabused me of the high school notion that there should be some verisimilitude of truth in the news”.
… and Ashley has not disabused ME of my notion that today’s colleges are sorely lacking. Or that actors are generally stupid.
“verisimilitude of truth” eh? Dario needs to buy Ashley a dictionary for her next birthday.
And as far as her being so put upon because she had to sit with mere accountants, I’m reminded of a quote by Richard Wright, in his novel “Black Boy” …
“These white folks walkin’ round, dressed so fine,
Their assholes smell just like mine.”
Jeff – LOOK!
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/28/ashley-judd-tried-to-impress-craig-ferguson/
I am way ahead of you.
You should peruse the I Hate Ashley Judd category here. There’s lots of tidbits like this one!! 
Awwww….and she had to tote along her crutches to a talk show to get even more attention.
Ashley, drop off the face of the earth already.
Um, yeah, I think my 8 year old niece has that same dress, in the same size.
oh Ashley-it’s well past time to get over yourself dear.
Yeah, Trashley, we get it. You’re a big star and you know all kinds of super-special celebrities and you’re too cool to hang with the little people if there’s not a photo-op in it for you.
HAAAAATE!
She is sooooo on her way out…. B class status. Only B or C list actors name drop. Tacky tacky!
Mockerana- Great minds think alike…and Ashley makes us both ill!
I really wanted to like the girl. Always liked the Judds; saw her a LONG time ago in a Star Trek TNG episode and thought she had a great personality etc.
But now…I can’t stand watching her in an interview. I have to turn it.
I thought I was the only one…but I see it rubs us all the wrong way.
And come on…does she talk that way around her husband & family? I doubt it…
I’m with Ashely a 1000%. Who in their right mind WOULDN’T rather be sitting at a table with those amazing actors rather than a bunch of boring accountants. Especially if that happens to be your profession. DUH.
I love Ashley Judd. Im a cleaner and I would be bored ****less sitting in a corner with some accountants any day. If she was so worried about the level of being stuck at this table she would have mentioned it to someone as a diva would. But she stuck it out and tried. Which table would you rather be at? COME ON.
And so what if she uses big words. Is that the best youve got.
Just remember- CRITICS DONT DO ****. THEY JUST WINGE ABOUT THE ONES WHO HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT THEM SELVES OUT THERE!
PS your mostly sheep. if this article was written positively then there wouldnt have been so many negative comments.