This is something no one should have ever had to see. Which is why I’m sharing it with all of you.
You know what’s grosser than this though? The fact that Donald Trump has sired several children. And you know what that means. People have had sexual relations with Donald Trump, even though that’s his hair.
Kinda makes you understand why Melania always has this look on her face:
You’d think with his money he could hire someone to give him an appropriate hair cut.
But then the man would have no eyebrows. Where do you think the comb-over comes from.
Further proof that money can make any man attractive to some women.