Smart Move, Freaky McBigFace

Freaky-featured Anne Hathaway recently broke up with her boyfriend, who basically looks like a super rich and french version of Zach Braff, even though he’s Italian.  And she broke up with him in the nick of time it seems.  According to Us Magazine, Raffaello Follieri could be looking at life in prison for all sorts of white collar criminal kinds of stuff like wire fraud and money laundering. 

But my most favorite charge against him is that he apparently told an investor that he had been appointed as the CFO of the Vatican.  LOOK at him. He looks about 14.  I’m no investing genius, but if this dude told me he was CFO of the Vatican, I would probably say something to the effect of, “Awww.  That’s adorable.”  And then I would pinch his cheeks and look for his mom.

Personally, I don’t know how anyone could date a guy whose name is Raffaello Follieri without constantly  asking for a side of pasta. 

 

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2 Response to “Smart Move, Freaky McBigFace”


  1. 1 Violet

    Hahahaha! Love the magazine articles where she goes on and on about how great he is! Don’t you love women who feel validated by having a man? Even if he’s a lying, stealing, cheating scumbag.

    Way to go, Anne. On to the next con-artist!!

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