The Smoking Gun ran a story yesterday about Jeffrey Barrier, the clever fellow pictured above. Creepy Jeffrey Barrier decided it would be fun to go to a tanning salon, grab a room, stand on a chair, peer down into the private tanning room next to him and use his nifty cell phone camera to take photos of an unsuspecting naked woman who was occupying said tanning room. Once questioned by police, Jeff denied any involvement in this incident, and claimed to not even be in possession of a camera; but an ANAL CAVITY SEARCH proved otherwise.
Yes. You read that right. Dude shoved a camera phone into his butt to hide the evidence.
And do you know what my first thought was when I read about this? That I need to suck in my stomach the next time I’m naked in a tanning room.
I’ve become so jaded.
This story just makes my butt hurt!
When the picture popped up, before even reading the title or the story, my initial thought was ‘pedophile’. So close!!!
One time I was walking to a tanning salon and wanted a Frappucino. As I entered the coffee shop I was a wee bit offput by the number of people looking in my direction. Immediately, I assumed a celebrity was in for a “No- water Caramel Machiato JFK lite-whip”. I was wrong they were staring at me. And I know why. They couldn’t figure out how was going to hold my car keys, cellphone, atlas, raccoon-skin cap and teeny-weeny goggles in my t-back Speed-o. I could understand there awe. I don’t see anything wrong with where this guy keeps his stuff. Man-purses are completely unacceptable!
Can you hear me now?
Those cell phones just keep getting smaller and smaller…
I’m guessing the ringer was set on ‘vibrate’?
BTW, T-back Speedo?? Eeeewwwwww…..
You just gotta know how to where it…
I think if you’re wearing a T-back speedo, we ALL know “where” it is…..