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By: Celebrit Gossip from Holmes at The Mock Dock

Celebrit Gossip from Holmes at The Mock Dock — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:52:38 +0000

[...] HOLMES CAYMEN hasn’t worn pants for 2 days - No news there…just think it is quite the feat. I haven’t had to put on pants in the last 2 days. God Bless freaking America…the land of opportunity! Guess where I have been keeping my phone. [...]

By: mlm

mlm — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:27:16 +0000

I think if you’re wearing a T-back speedo, we ALL know “where” it is…..

By: Holmes

Holmes — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:09:28 +0000

You just gotta know how to where it…

By: mlm

mlm — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:19:36 +0000

BTW, T-back Speedo?? Eeeewwwwww…..

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:18:09 +0000

I’m guessing the ringer was set on ‘vibrate’?

By: mlm

mlm — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:55:43 +0000

Those cell phones just keep getting smaller and smaller…

By: bob

bob — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:04:33 +0000

Can you hear me now?

By: Holmes

Holmes — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:41:09 +0000

One time I was walking to a tanning salon and wanted a Frappucino. As I entered the coffee shop I was a wee bit offput by the number of people looking in my direction. Immediately, I assumed a celebrity was in for a “No- water Caramel Machiato JFK lite-whip”. I was wrong they were staring at me. And I know why. They couldn’t figure out how was going to hold my car keys, cellphone, atlas, raccoon-skin cap and teeny-weeny goggles in my t-back Speed-o. I could understand there awe. I don’t see anything wrong with where this guy keeps his stuff. Man-purses are completely unacceptable!

By: ER

ER — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:13:54 +0000

When the picture popped up, before even reading the title or the story, my initial thought was ‘pedophile’. So close!!!

By: CAS

CAS — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:12:38 +0000

This story just makes my butt hurt!