Eeeew.

TMZ is reporting that Verne Troyer, Mini-me from the Austin Powers movie, has a sex tape.  Let that just sink in for a moment.

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You realize, of course, that this means he engaged in relations of a sexual nature with someone.  You might need a minute to absorb that as well.

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Anyway, some production company is offering 100k for the rights to this tape.  And I’m having a really hard time understanding who in their right mind would want to watch this.  The armpit lickers, maybe?

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14 Responses to “Eeeew.”


  1. 1 cobrien

    I WAS eating my dinner when I read this-I am so grossed out by this

  2. 2 Sunshyndrmr

    I will admit it with my head down in shame…I watched the short clip. But it wasn’t my fault and I’m standing by that. The mouse took control over me. I had the control for a few visits to the site and then…it got ugly. I’m still recovering. I will thankfully say all you see is kissing but even that is more than I wish to see again. Although I did make my boyfriend watch it. Figured if I had to have that image in my head so does he. :) It’s really disturbing, really!

  3. 3 sbarros

    Oh great, now I’ll have to watch it, just to see what the big deal is…

  4. 4 sbarros

    Now I watched it. There, are you happy?

    And did anyone scroll down on the TMZ website to see the fat Carrot Top? Now that is real icky.

  5. 5 cobrien

    Ok now I had to watch it-his tongue is so disgusting-I can’t even imagine the rest without feeling sick! I saw fat Carrot Top but I was more interested in Lisa Lisa and now I have her damn song playing
    “I wonder if I take you home” My 10 year daughter is in the next room and I am sure that she thinks her mother has lost her mind-

  6. 6 Mikey

    Sick and Wrong….

  7. 7 wordwych

    You’d have to pay me $100K and strap me to a chair and Super Glue my eyelids open to make me watch this! (shudder!!!)

  8. 8 amanda

    It makes me laugh that there is a book titled “Power Actor” on his bedside table. :D

  9. 9 anon69

    why?
    I don’t feel so good-

  10. 10 Crabby

    That is just wrong in every sense of the word. I cannot even begin to describe what he looks like!

  11. 11 Anonymous

    I have not watched the clip because I would throw in my mouth, but I can’t imagine in my sickest dreams, what could be going on here…

  12. 12 florian

    i hate that guy so much

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