Comments on: Please DON’T Share Your Snake Stories!

By: Woot

Woot — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:40:01 +0000

Dear Holmes,

Please explain paragraph 1. Are you missing some important brain chemical that enables the fear response (i.e., the all-important healthy sense of self preservation)? Mine works in hyperdrive at all hours of every single day, so I am flummoxed by your actions.

I find it very interesting that a person who will slalom off his own roof married a controlling woman. This is a fun chicken-and-egg brain teaser. Which came first? Bygod, if you have married a man who will do this sort of thing without a second thought, you had better just put on your Big Girl Panties every morning to deal with it, and keep the doctor on speed-dial.

By: Holmes, You Might Not Want To Read This at The Mock Dock

Holmes, You Might Not Want To Read This at The Mock Dock — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:03:43 +0000

[...] may or may not recall that Holmes is deathly afraid of snakes. I hate them too, because seriously - who doesn’t? But he hates them the MOST. Like, [...]

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:16:36 +0000

My biggest fear as a child was that a snake was going to climb up the toilet and bite my butt. Thanks for re-awakening that fear.

By: mlm

mlm — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:50:35 +0000

So then, what you’re saying is you’ve never seen “Snakes on a Plane”.

Also, I KNEW there had to be a reason for the way you are! Not that there’s anything wrong with being a preacher’s kid, but, come on. We all know how a religious smackdown affects teenagers…