Thanks to a small spot on the morning news, I learned that in Spivey’s Corner, NC, there was – and I swear I am not making this up – a HOLLERIN’ CONTEST last Sunday. What’s more is that this is an ANNUAL event, and to the small town of Spivey’s Corner and aspiring hollerers worldwide, it is a BIG DEAL. Apparently the contest raises lots of money for the police and fire stations, so it’s for a great cause…and because of this, I will try not to mock it.
I give up. I tried. I can’t help it. I have to mock. Luckily, someone has saved me lots of time by producing a video which adequately captures all the mocketacious mockability of this contest. Watch it. At the very least, it is powerful evidence for the theory of evolution. And it makes me think of all the fun Weird Al could have mocking Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl”.
OMG wow. The “breathe in, breathe out” guy. WTH? Amazing grace? Seriously? Wow.
My son came in when I just happened to be watching this video and what was his question?…..about the guy in the yellow shirt who won the the contest…….. “Is that guy giving birth to a moose?!” I laughed so hard and told him probably!