I’m sorry if I offend any of you readers…but MAN do I hate Crocs. I LOATHE them. You could not pay me to wear rubber shoes with air vents and a back strap. I know Gabone feels me on this. Whenever I know someone for awhile…and I think I have a good hold on who they are as people…and then I find out they paid $40+ dollars on these hideous pathetic excuse for a pair of shoes…it makes me question my friendship with them. And now…Steven Tyler…one of the original rockers…wearing crocs. What has happened to you, Steven?
Maybe S.T. has found that Crocs vent years of built up toxins and drugs through all those holes. Maybe crocs are “the real Kinoki”……at least that would explain why people wear the nasty things.
I once saw a WHOLE FAMILY wearing MATCHING crocs out in public. It took everything I had not to point at them and laugh out loud. Also, I’m very disappointed in Steven, but he IS (or was) in rehab. He shouldn’t be held accountable for his bad taste in footwear.
Scrolling down the page… Steven Tyler headline… OK, what do we have here… Long straggly hair? Check. Super wide freaky smile? Yeah, that’s about right. Nasty, skinny arms? Yup. Rocker jeans… and… Crocs???
Crocs and Uggs - they just go to show how we’re all a bunch of sheep and will pay good money to buy something that is OBJECTIVELY HIDEOUS and put it on our bodies. Because we’re told it’s cool. Baah.
mlm: I’ve seen the same horrifying scene in the Orlando airport. Mom, pop and three kids all in matching camo Crocs standing in the security line. The Orlando airport is pretty much Croc-a-palooza these days.
There is no better example of croc abuse than this photo:
http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/18/jennie-garth-likes-crocs/
I love crocs. They are the most comfortable shoes EVER. Swear. To. God. My daughter got me a pair for mothers day a few years ago, and I didn’t wear them forever, because they are absolutely ugly. Then I put them on to work in the garden one day…and I’m telling you, they are crazily comfortable.
so the moral of this story is what: wear comfortable crocs, just not anywhere people can see you….i’ve never tried on a pair since they are indeed so ugly, but well, if they’re comfortable maybe, just maybe, as long as no one else can see me, hahahahahahah
Oh, Mockarena, that pic was hilarious! Was it a promotional picture for Crocs or do they just reeeeaaalllyyy enjoy them? I have heel spurs, so I’m all about foot comfort. But I also have eyes and would never wear them where other people with eyes could see them (if I owned a pair).