The Mock Dock

16 Responses to “Your Opinion?”

1. 1 Angela
   June 27, 2008 at 10:53 pm

   Now that’s a WHALE TAIL!!!!

2. 2 sbarros
   June 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm

   Unbelievable! Do you insist on making me nauseated every day?

3. 3 Hatchetwoman
   June 28, 2008 at 12:09 am

   WHERE do you find these horrific images?

   My eyes, my eyes!!

4. 4 Anonymous
   June 28, 2008 at 12:34 am

   agian, i threw up in my mouth, but at least i don’t feel bad wearing shorts this summer…thank you!!!!

5. 5 SnarkyBritches
   June 28, 2008 at 8:14 am

   O.O

   Do they even MAKE thongs in that size? Where’s the eye bleach?
   Like my mama used to say “Honey, just because they make in inyour size, doesn’t give you the right to wear it.”

   Also:
   “Just because you can manage to fasten it, doesn’t mean it’s your size”

6. 6 Olivia J. Snarkypants
   June 28, 2008 at 8:54 am

   I think the shirt is a “body suit” type that looks like a regular shirt, but it also snaps at the crotch. Women know what I’m talking about. But I could be wrong. I’m not willing to study the picture that long to find out…

7. 7 Peppercorn
   June 28, 2008 at 9:40 am

   Is that, like, chafe above her right front pocket? EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! And what the hell are “intense milks”? They looks pretty placid to me. Except for that chocolate one trying to make a break for it. I don’t blame it, either. That bottle should be very, very afraid.

8. 8 Mikey
   June 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm

   This looks like a screen shot from the A&E series Monster Quest…..”We are in S. Alabama investigating reports of something huge and menacing that has been tipping over large vending machines and consuming all of the contents on the spot. We have placed hidden cameras tripped by a motion sensor in hopes of…….”

9. 9 amanda
   June 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm

   It’s either a very large thong or very tiny normal underwear. I hope they aren’t from Victoria’s Secret. She should be wearing protective eye-wear.

10. 10 Erinn
    June 28, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    My god!

    Speechless.

11. 11 cobrien
    June 28, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Oh god I love this website!!

12. 12 Mikey
    June 28, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I fear that what we see in the lower right hand corner is the handle of a baby carriage. If so, Ms. Sasquatch could be fixin to smash that machine and take all of the “Intense Milks” to feed to her young’un.

13. 13 Tammy
    June 29, 2008 at 1:05 am

    I totally can’t figure this out at all. Why are her buttocks so rounded? I think she is perhaps wearing a t-shirt over a bodysuit. What is holding up the jeans? I’m telling you, there is an epidemic of people who apparently don’t own a mirror, or simply don’t ever look in one. Why didn’t the person taking the picture tell her she looked this awful? So many questions…

14. 14 justforlaughs
    June 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    and what exactly is she trying to do to that poor defenseless vending machine?

15. 15 mlm
    June 30, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Can’t she feel the breeze hitting all of that exposed flesh? Doesn’t she care that people can SEE her, um, “body” when she raises her arms up like that? Even the CALVES on those jeans are tight!!

16. 16 mlm
    June 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    My husband thinks that redness on the right side is her NIPPLE hanging down! I can’t tell whether she has on a bra or not, but still. Retch.