The Mock Dock

That bouncy little Midnight Train to Georgia girl from American Idol - Paris Bennett.  You’ve got to read that article, because it’s obvious the writer of it is like Paris’ biggest fan ever.  You know how I know?  Because the second line of the article says that Paris WILL BE 20 when the baby arrives.  You know - to throw us all off of the fact that she’s a teenaged pregnant person.  Then, there’s a quote from Paris’ mom about how proud she is of “how Paris did it” because she herself was 16 when she got pregnant.  WAY TO GO, PARIS!

Paris’ mom isn’t spilling the beans about who the father is.

Not content to simply share the news, this writer made sure to highlight her personal, special, intimate relationship with the Bennett family by sharing this quote from Paris’ mom:

“We tend to stay out of the media. The only person we let know [personal] things is you.”

The Bennett family must not be aware of the fact that they were speaking to a NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST.