The Most Remarkable Jeans Ever

I can’t make out the brand name on these, because not only is it too blurry but it would also cause permanent eye damage to zoom in on this.  But the fact that this woman was able to find ANY jeans that would fit is like a divine miracle.

HOW does someone with this shape feel confident enough to wear a TANK TOP? 

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12 Responses to “The Most Remarkable Jeans Ever”


  1. 1 Mikey

    The brand must be “Dirigible” made with Expand-O-Max and Kevlar. And it appears that she has a wallet in her pocket. When she sits down, I expect that the wallet will endure roughly the same pressure as a submersible lowered to the bottom of the Mariana’s Trench.

  2. 2 Erinn

    In response to your last question re: tank top….. I think she must be from Arkansas.

    Did I just type that? Oops!

  3. 3 bob

    That’s just asinine!
    What I mean is that woman has the asinine women.

  4. 4 Lioness

    A) I’m afraid that the tank top is actually a bustier (lingerie [notice how her back boobs are shoved to the side?]);
    B) I think those are similar jeans as in yesterday’s post; and,
    C) This must be a rally of some kind that allows that sort of stuff (see all the rednecks in the background?).

  5. 5 BiscuitTin

    I don’t think this woman or yesterday’s beverage machine girl are any more or less grotesque in appearance than Nicole Richie or poor skeletal Kristen Johnson, whose picture you ran recently. They all look like suffering beings to me. Severely overweight people and severely underweight people use food - either eating it or not eating it- to try to deal with life’s problems. Although I guess Kristen Johnson could be doing coke or meth or something. Man, she looks like HELL.
    http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/page/7/

  6. 6 astoopidmonkey

    There is a girl where I work that could be in a close competition with the woman pictured here. Next time that I bring my camera to work, I will try to snap a photo.

  7. 7 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    What blows me away is the woman is wearing a belt! Like those jeans are at any risk of falling down.

  8. 8 justforlaughs

    no, no, olivia, the belt is to accent her small waistline…

  9. 9 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Ooooooh! Now I see….

  10. 10 sbarros

    Elbow fat!

  11. 11 Anonymous

    Just a place to rest her elbows

  12. 12 mlm

    @Lioness—LOL at “a rally that ALLOWS that sort of stuff”!!! Like if she were anywhere else, it would NOT be allowed and they would lock her in a closet! Good stuff!

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