Spencer Pratt. You guys, I’m pretty sure that the word “douchebag” was invented specifically for the purpose of him.
So a few days ago, Mary Kate Olsen was on Letterman to promote some movie, and somehow the conversation turned to Spencer, because I guess they went to school together. Anyway, Letterman obviously wanted MKO to spill the beans on Spencer, and MKO ended up saying that Spencer played soccer at her high school, and that he “did not have a good temper. He would walk off the field.”
In the big scheme of things, that’s really not that big of a slam, right? I mean, it’s not a compliment, but it’s pretty tame as far as insults go. At least, it’s tame compared to the insults I have in my head ALL THE TIME about Spencer Pratt. Anyway, Spencer caught wind of this slight, and naturally sprinted on over to the closest US Magazine reporter he could find and said this:
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though…She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”
I’m not like some huge Mary Kate Olsen fan or anything, but I kind of hope that she uses her skabillions of dollars to hire someone to rip out all of Spencer’s fingernails, and then use them to scratch out his eyes, and then shove those eyeballs down his throat so that he can choke on them.
I might actually hate him more than Ashley Judd, which, as you all know, is saying something.
HATE.
Yeah… he’s a complete devil man. Never thought I would say this, but I actually feel sorry for Mary Kate.
3 words…can’t stand him.
i normally don’t hate anyone, but spencer lucifer pratt has to be the most worthless piece of crap on the face of the earth. i’m talking right up there with taliban members.
OK, no lie, no kidding - who the eff is Spencer Pratt? Yes, I know I can google him, I just wanted to say I know who MKO is, but I’ve never heard of this dude, if that’s the slightest comfort to anyone. Really, who is he, and why is he the devil?
BT - just consider yourself lucky that you don’t know who he is. It’s better that way. I promise.
He’s a nobody trying to be a somebody and only succeeding in making himself look like an &ss….
He is a vile waste of space.
The Merriam Webster dictionary defines Prat as a foolish or stupid person, with the word derived from a slang for the buttocks. Seems appropriate.