David Beckham’s Package Is Uninteresting

David Beckham is full on grabbing himself, and the entire spectating audience appears to be concerned with basically everything else in the universe EXCEPT David Beckham and anything remotely related to soccer.

In fact, blond girl with the full beer is simulating shooting herself in the mouth.  She is THAT bored.

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6 Responses to “David Beckham’s Package Is Uninteresting”


  1. 1 sbarros

    Hmm…yup, nothing interesting there.

  2. 2 sbarros

    bring back the colin farrell pic please

  3. 3 amanda

    It might be a bit more interesting if he did this with his shirt off. Or maybe in one of those new Armani underwear ads. I’m just saying…;)

  4. 4 Jojomonkeygirl

    I still don’t see what the big deal is about him. He ain’t all that.

  5. 5 Dani

    He’s alright, but any fantasy that existed completely disappears once he speaks. He sounds like Mickey Mouse after inhaling helium. It’s definitely not sexy.

  6. 6 Mockarena

    TOTALLY AGREE, Dani. He should just never ever speak.

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