Please Identify What Type of Uniform This Is at The Mock Dock

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Please Identify What Type of Uniform This Is

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on June 30, 2008

in Eeeew, Freak and Mockery

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Is this for swimming? Or wrestling? Or some bizarre combination?

In any case, jump in to see how snugly this get-up fits. But I warn you, it ain’t pretty.

Shouldn’t he look like he’s in more pain than he does?

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15 Responses to “Please Identify What Type of Uniform This Is”

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1 cobrien
June 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Where do you get these pictures?? I think its a fake-not “it” but the picture. There is no way any self respecting male (or female) would be walking around like that. And you’re right about not looking like he is in pain. Freaky!!!!
2 sbarros
June 30, 2008 at 9:46 pm

A bit breezy down there, eh?
3 Olivia J. Snarkypants
June 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I don’t think he’s in that much pain. Looks like the painful part is just dangling out the sides. Then again, I don’t have balls, so what do I know? At least he’s courteous enough to groom.
4 Cynicat
June 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Why on earth would you subject others to this? For the love of whatever you hold dear, why?
5 Mikey
June 30, 2008 at 10:29 pm

This person is obviously representing Finland in the “Gay Dayz Show Your Goods Triathlon”
6 sbarros
June 30, 2008 at 10:44 pm

He is from Finland and I am guessing a triathlete. I did a lot of googling on the olympics to make this discovery because I am totally addicted to the Mock Dock no matter how much they make me puke a little in my mouth…c’mon I dare ya!
7 Mockarena
July 1, 2008 at 8:14 am

Sorry you guys - Dame and Holmes reminded me that we’re a kid-friendly site so Mr. Fin has been baseballed.

Hee! I said balled.
8 sbarros
July 1, 2008 at 10:22 am

Oh. And I thought it was a hint. Seriously, this has to be censored but the flying penis was okay? And the family photo? Hmmm…did someone complain?
9 Sunshyndrmr
July 1, 2008 at 10:58 am

I’m kinda at a loss for words. Before I looked at the whole thing I just thought it was some of silly swimming outfit, like maybe its easier than putting on an outfit and a cap, I don’t know. But then the whole thing, I really can’t imagine there is any need for a “uniform” this stupid
10 SnarkyBritches
July 1, 2008 at 11:28 am

I think the whole aerodynamic (aquadynamic?) qualities of having the cap actually attached to the suit, just gets lost when it’s pulled up That Far Into CrotchLand.

Seriously - how can he just be standing there, no clue that he’s airing out the jewels?
11 Crabby
July 1, 2008 at 12:52 pm

Maybe that’s the male version of a cameltoe??
12 Holmes
July 1, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Also, known as the moose knuckle
13 cas
July 1, 2008 at 2:14 pm

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is a great mocking day, between the Wal-mart special, Lohan, Hilton being PURE (Still laughing hard at that one) and now this. My sides hurt, stop please this is killing me.
14 jimmysmitsfromtvslalaw
July 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm

Apparently those wacky Finns have figured out the secret to putting on a onesie upside-down.
15 Jojomonkeygirl
July 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm

I didn’t get to see his nads!

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