Prisoner Chic

I’m not totally opposed to parents dressing their kids in clothes that match them on occasion.  Like, for instance, when my husband and our toddler dress up in the same Lands End red plaid flannel shirt in the winter - ADORABLE.  So adorable it makes my heart hurt. But when Katie Holmes wears sheer leggings and red shoes and what appears to be a tattered nascar checkered flag and puts her daughter WHO IS WAY TOO OLD FOR A BOTTLE in a matching jailhouse shirt and refuses to cut her bangs?

HATE.

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6 Responses to “Prisoner Chic”


  1. 1 mlm

    What IS up with that child having a bottle? I think she’s the same age as my son (4) or maybe 3, but my son was off the bottle when he turned 2! Oh, and the clothes suck, too.

  2. 2 cobrien

    Her hips look huge!!

  3. 3 Mikey

    Their collective get-up looks rather pirate like…..maybe Katie’s shorter half has them playing pirate in the new sword fighting room.

  4. 4 Lioness

    I didn’t even recognize Katie Holmes! She doesn’t look like the glowing grinning woman who was pregnant with the child. Then again, Nicole Kidman didn’t look like herself until she got rid of Cruise-alert, so… and the child is wearing metallic LOAFERS. Uck!

  5. 5 amanda

    I am more disturbed by the bottle than the entire hideously horrific outfit. Does Scientology promote tooth decay? Just curious…

  6. 6 Jojomonkeygirl

    Bottle and a diaper? Hmmm…. And why are they always carrying her? Can she walk??

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