Maybe He Has A Really Good Personality

This is Flavio Briatore, a bajillionaire and F1 team owner, who also happened to father a child with Heidi Klum and who once dated models Naomi Campbell and Adriana Volpe.  Now, he’s married to model Elisabetta Gregoraci, pictured with him here.

I’m sure I speak for pretty much everyone when I say, “What the hell?”  I mean, typically supermodels like the ones in his dating history do pretty well for themselves, so I don’t necessarily think his money is what’s attracting them.  There’s got to be a wide assortment of hotter looking bajillionaires than this dude.  Right?

So WHAT IS IT!? 10 points* to the person who suggests the best and/or funniest and/or most plausible explanation for how this guy is getting such hot women.

*Points are not redeemable for anything of value, except compliments and adulation and general flattery.  Knock yourselves out.

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14 Responses to “Maybe He Has A Really Good Personality”


  1. 1 Olivia J. Snarkypants

    He probably makes a mean flambe. Supermodels are notorious big eaters…

  2. 2 MeAgain

    I think HE may have the “10 points”; not measured in metric…

  3. 3 cobrien

    I agree with MeAgain

  4. 4 Mikey

    MeAgain might be right, but as Paris proved in her video, even that won’t keep some girls off the cell phone….Briatore offers a combination of attributes to the aspiring young hottie. Mega money and mega fame (he is at least as famous in Europe as The Donald is here), plus he’s involved in racing, football (Euro version) , the fashion industry and he is a “bad boy” (has had to flee serveral countries). So….he is in involved in all things loved by fame seeking Euro trollops, and once involved with him, these women are more famous and more sought after, and they now have eyepopping bling.

  5. 5 BiscuitTin

    I’m confused. You’re saying he’s bad looking? I don’t think he’s at all bad looking for a man his age in a soaking wet bathing suit, which is a difficult look to carry off. If one were to squint one’s eyes slightly and receive expensive gifts from him, I dare say one might find him extremely attractive.

  6. 6 amanda

    He’s got good legs. Yep, that’s all I’ve got.

  7. 7 SnarkyBritches

    Prehensile tongue?

  8. 8 Jeff LeBel

    It is his giant collection of size twelve shoes ;)

  9. 9 sbarros

    Well, if I had to choose between him and The Donald, I’d take this guy. At least there is nothing that “appears” fake.

  10. 10 bob

    He’s obviously impotent. The girls can live the rich and luxurious lifestyle and they don’t have to do the nasty with him.

  11. 11 Mockarena

    I have no idea how in the world I’m supposed to pick who to compliment. You are all very very clever indeed.

    Except you, cobrien. You totally underperformed on this assignment. :) :)

  12. 12 mlm

    I think it’s the name “Flavio”. What woman in her right mind can resist a man with the name “Flavio”? Plus, he’s looking off in the distance when he’s supposed to be kissing the woman above. Don’t all women with self-esteem issues love a man that can barely tolerate them?

  13. 13 Jojomonkeygirl

    I say it’s because she has an Escalade and he can afford to put gas in it.

  14. 14 Christine

    Has anyone checked out his website?? He sure isn’t humble. http://www.flaviobriatore.it/

    FLAVIO BRIATORE

    A successful manager
    A versatile entrapreneur
    A competative achiever
    A competent achiever
    An inspirational leader

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