My my, don’t you look smiley.

Colin Firth is literally trying to get out of the photo with his wife, who apparently is a fan of Walmart specials. Where do you even get a dress like this?  She has pac-men covering her nips and a smile bordering her belly. This dress reminds me of those big tee shirts we used to wear in the 90’s with black knit leggings underneath (accompanied by scrunchy socks and white Keds). Oh yeah, and you know I rocked the side pony tail. Totally.

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7 Responses to “My my, don’t you look smiley.”


  1. 1 Mockarena

    Ok, if it didn’t appear to be made of rain slicker material, I have to tell you, I would accidentally completely love this dress. And wow - she’s gorgeous - that wife of his. Seriously!

    Anyway, I can’t quite tell if the black skirt thingy is part of or separate from the dress itself, but either way, I sort of love it. It perfectly accentuates not only the breastular area, but also any potential c-section scars.

    LOVE IT.

  2. 2 sbarros

    My teenage daughter totally wants this dress. You have to find out where she bought it. And I still can rock with a side ponytail!

  3. 3 Sunshyndrmr

    no, no side ponytails, that’s not ok anymore, they look silly, as if your head is ****eyed. Maybe this woman is aware of a rain storm that everyone else is unaware of and she is actually perfectly dressed for the weather? Maybe this is to remind herself to smile thru the pain of something, I’m not sure, but it kinda makes me smile too

  4. 4 cobrien

    I think she hates her husband-look at her facial expression.

  5. 5 Mrs. F

    WOW Sunshyndrmr~ I am pretty sure that ****eyed is a word and you do not have to bleep out the first four letters, as they do not imply anything nasty. I’m just sayin’…

    Anyways, this dress is silly, I would wear it on Halloween or something, but I am so round that I would look like a REAL smiley face Walmart sticker in it, hahaha.

  6. 6 Anonymous

    OMG, that is hilarious. Your blog thinks c o c k eyed is a nasty word. Sorry sunshyndrmr, now I look like a total bee word (haha, can’t bleep that out)

  7. 7 Anonymous

    Uh, wha? Huh? I posted that last comment, but not purposely anonymously. Make it be known that I publicly bow down for trying to be a know-it-all.

    Word up.

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