So apparently Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to figure out if some chick named Ashley, who’s 13, is his daughter. This potential sister to Lindsey and Ali might be the product of a relationship Michael had with someone other than Dina.
Michael doesn’t really believe the kid is his but if tests prove otherwise, he’s ready to step up and take responsibility. Because, you know, another kid could easily be whored out for profit. I guarantee if this kid is his, she will be the subject of a reality show with Michael, and it will be all about the developing relationship between a reunited father and daughter - which will be meant to pull at our heartstrings but will actually make us seriously consider group suicide. Mark my words - he is going to get a CRAPLOAD of mileage out of this.
I smell a book deal.
Is this picture his attempt at being sexy? Is that man-lingerie? I imagine this as his advertising photo for one of those phone-up male strippers. You know, the kind that shows up dressed as a cop or fireman to a bachelorette party.
And look at that male stripper shirt….MiLo has obviously watched American Beauty too many times……”If he’d just build up his arms and chest, I’d #@&* him”……..
You forgot to mention the nipple tease showing from the shirt! WHEW SEXY NOT!!!
By the looks of his arm positioning, I’d say he’s taking his own pic. As in, “Damn, I look good today in my mesh shirt and nipples. I should get a picture for the old Myspace page. How do you like me now, Dina!”
I would be SOOO embarrassed for this pic to get out. You can tell he posed and took it himself. It kinda looks like he’s gay.