An alert and astute mockdocker sent us the attached clip. This woman has the biggest breastular area ever, and she uses it to karate chop stuff. See for yourself - I am not making this up. Interestingly, she favors only one of the boobies for this type of activity.
Oh - and her name is Busty Heart. I’m sure that’s exactly what’s on her birth certificate.
What compels someone with ginormous boobies to think, “You know what these would be good for? Karate chopping stuff.” I mean - I get that outside of porn, there’s not a lot of options otherwise, but really? Karate chopping? Couldn’t she think of something more, I don’t know, useful? Like - stomping out anthills, for example. Or perhaps turning grapes into wine. Or ANYTHING ELSE.
Oh, how I wish I could unsee that!
Ow… watching that made my girls hurt. I think her “preferred” girl has to be fortified with concrete. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a porn star… look at her clear heels! Her boobs are so big I think I saw moons orbiting them. How does she walk upright while wearing clear heels with planets for boobs?
I also wish I can unsee that.
do some people just need attention? Maybe she should buy a freaking puppy so that she feels loved and not act like a freak to get attention.
Check out the info in wikipedia about her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busty_Heart
Holy moly!
That was horrible and I can’t believe it’s real. They were so lopsided and uneven. I agree that one must be made of concrete because they’re way to sensitive to crush metal objects otherwise. Maybe you lose sensation when they get to be the size of Volkswagen bugs.
That is just too scary. I am actually at a loss for words…
Ahhh, EWWWWWWW!!!
Ouch
It makes me hurt to watch that. I think the Hoff was a bit excited, though.