So you may have heard all those rumors that Guy Ritchie and Madonna are splitting up and that she’s seen attorneys and he’s seen attorneys and it’s because of Kabbalah and kids and her freaky arms and all sorts of other stuff. The whole blogging community has been in an uproar over this for several days.
This picture was taken last night. I would make the assumption, from this photo, that they are pretty much still together, unless she’s been given some sort of submission drug or something. Plus, his mom reportedly told the media in London that these rumors are all crap and that they are all sorts of still together.
This is why I don’t generally post stuff until it’s proven at least MOSTLY true. Like that whole Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo break up, for example. It’s just crap. Remember a couple weeks ago when Angelina had reportedly given birth? Yyyyyeah. She’s still all sorts of pregnant and even though she’s hospitalized, she probably won’t actually give birth for several days. This should be a lesson to other bloggers who aren’t nearly as sophisticated and awesome as we are to not report stuff about babies being born unless two criteria have been met:
1. The woman is seen/photographed HOLDING THE NEWBORN INFANT or
2. The infant is seen/photographed EMERGING FROM THE UTERINE AREA of the woman.
If neither of those things have happened, it’s probably wise to just keep quiet.
p.s. If I were Guy Ritchie, I would totally divorce Madonna due to her freaky arms.
Do you think his testicles are in the bag she is allowing him to carry?
C’mon Guy, damn!!