The Mock Dock

I’m having a kid-free weekend with Mr. Mock in Chicago!!  We are staying in a fancy shmancy hotel and we are going to watch the fireworks from a ferry off of Navy Pier and we are going to Taste of Chicago and we’re going to visit museums and we’re going to shop and eat fancy meals and do a whole lot of sleeping and other things which aren’t kid-friendly to mention, but I can assure you they are REALLY FUN THINGS.

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that even though I’m taking my laptop with me, BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED, there will likely be less posting than usual over the holiday weekend.  And I’ll tell you why.  It’s because no one pays us to post on this site, and seeing as how it’s purely a hobby, we have to balance our posting with, you know, life and stuff.  And I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking, “WHAT THE HELL?  How can this kind of talent and wit not be compensated? How can there not be swarms of important people with fistfuls of cash ready to sign deals for all of the mockers which would ensure their financial security forever?”

And I agree with you.  We are waaaaay too awesome to be doing this for free.  You know what? You should pick up your phone right now and call all the important people you know and tell them what an injustice it is that the mockers aren’t paid to mock, when mocking is such a pure and necessary public service, and encourage them to send us thousands of dollars.

Anyway, I will alert you of any mocktacularity that may ensue in Chi-town.  Stay tuned.