There is no better way to celebrate the Fourth of July than by grilling Twinkies, eating the green potato chips and remembering the fallen heroes who died protecting our right to type silly words on this magical machine without fear of a governmental teabag.
So it is with great pride that I celebrate our independence by doing the very thing that distinguishes us from the oppressed…the freedom to have a total blast. So join me by clicking the image and “Pulling America’s Finger!”
Happy Independence Day!
Ok. I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that I not only clicked on the finger KNOWING what was going to happen and then proceeded to click it some more OR the fact that whoever made that site knew that someone such as myself would not be able to click JUST ONCE and made a variety of fart noises to give the clicker variety…
I also committed the multiple-click. I found myself exercising my freedom and clicking even more to see just how many different fart noises there were. God Bless America!
Oh my God!! Just when I thought that this most wonderful holiday couldn’t get any better this website comes along and puts the icing on my 4th of July brownies. Actually, I just gathered the family around the computer and we all took turns clicking the finger. This is truly the best country in the whole world.
There is nothing funnier than farts and scrotums, so yeah, this was fantastic. I’m way mature.
I can’t get to the site because I’m at work, but for all you fart-friendly folks out there, E Baum’s world has a website that has a fart “machine”. It has, literally, about 50-60 different fart sounds. My son gets a big kick out of it. Yeah, my son, that’s who gets the kick out of it…