So the National Enquirer is reporting that in the new Hugh Hefner biography that’s coming out, it is disclosed that Hugh almost died three decades ago during a sexual interlude with his first wife, Sondra Theodore.
But you know HOW he almost died? From almost choking to death on a sex toy.
Ok. I have so many questions. Not the least of which is - what sort of sex toy might generally find its way into the throat of a heterosexual male during sexual activity? I’m being serious. I really want to understand this.
Thankfully, his wife had the sense to pound on Hugh’s chest until said sex toy became dislodged. But close call there, everyone. Close call.
-Never put your open mouth within close proximity to an orifice that can shoot out a small sex toy like a projectile…….just a theory, no personal experience with this, mind you.
Can you imagine the kind of warning labels that were created because of that incident?
This is the same book that Hugh deems completely true…in which he talks of his experimentation with another man…yeah…poofster…and his orgies that included his brother, Keith, and Keith’s wife… The dream is shattering with the turn of every page…
I’m not surprised. I’m convinced he’s been crazy for a long time. It happened to the sultans.
It’s said that in the days of the harems for the sultans, the women competed for his attention. Each wanted to be the favorite, so they outdid each other in availability and … creativeness. Some sultans simply went insane from the sheer number and surfeit of sexuality.
I think that’s already happened to this man (who by the way gives me the creeps every time I see his picture).