That’s right everyone. That skank who slept with Mini-me is leaving out NO DETAIL about her escapades with the little dude.
According to this, Ranae said and wants you to know the following:
“I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps. But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter. I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.
“But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work. I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size. For a small guy he’s quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.
“But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”
There’s even more at the source, if you’re fascinated by midgetry. Enjoy!
I will now poke out my mind’s eye…can you imagine…”Look she’s having a baby, no she isn’t, yes she is, no she isn’t, yes she is…” Hatchetwoman…this is a great spot for a Gulliver and the Lilliputians comment!
Wow…I can only imagine how proud this girl’s family feels now that she has described her sex life for the whole world. Can’t you just imagine standing in line to see a film or buy groceries, and the guy behind you says, “Hey, you know Mini me? My daughter’s the one on the sex tape! Yeah, we’re so excited for her”?
the imaginary eraser in my mind (like a white board) is going “erase, erase, erase!” but it’s not working. For something so gross, I sure can’t seem to stop reading it! yuck! It just wierds me out
In my mind, I see him scurrying up her legs like a little co*kroach in order to reach the promised land. “His feet were tickling my KNEES!” EEEEWWWWWW.
Why?
What are “sexy skills”? And one minute he is too small for a condom but in the next breath he is “well endowed” for a short guy. Also I am not sure that many men are dreaming about making love 3 times in 20 minutes.
Yes-I read the story many times and have all of the details down-did I mention that I haven’t had a lot of excitement lately??
is not wearing heels really going to make that much of a difference?
On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills. ?
Hey! she mispelled HOLE
And what’s that around his neck, a bracelet?
Her brain has to be much smaller than than any part of mini-me.
mlm’s comment is beyond hilarious!
It is just WRONG on every level…I wish I could scrub my brain.
Barf!
She is a complete idiot. No condom? What if, gag, she is pregnant?
She prolly coulda put the condom on his whole body and er…….. I’ll stop right there tyvm.
Thanks, Mikey! Your comment wasn’t too shabby, either!
@Crabby–I think they actually DID that to Mini-me in one of the Austin Powers movies. For some reason, I remember seeing him in a full-body condom…
Oh why did I keep reading?? I wish I could go back to the way things were before I had that horrible image seared into my brain.
Although, now that I’ve been thinking about it, wouldn’t he pretty much be standing over her if they were doing it, ahem, missionary-style? I mean, he couldn’t really be kneeling at all, right? Awkward.
I hear he’s hung like tom Cruise. Or was that the other way around?