Nicole Kidman’s Uterine Area Is Now Empty

A baby girl named Sunday Rose emerged from Nicole Kidman’s uterine area this morning.

Yawn.

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6 Responses to “Nicole Kidman’s Uterine Area Is Now Empty”


  1. 1 cobrien

    Why do actresses give their kids such weird names? I know it is not the first time anyone has asked that question but I can’t help it-Sunday Rose?? Give me a break. Why not just Mary Jane?

  2. 2 Holmes

    hehe…Mary Jane…I want some Cheetos…and some Mountain Dew…I mean…the whole world could live on just these foods…the cheese provides dairy and the carbs…is that the cops? Close the window…no …don’t…turn the fan on high…dim the light…they will drive by…seriously…shut-up…there are ears everywhere…dude…I mean…the grass in the yard is just the buzz cut of a giant and we are like the lice on his scalp…he is always listening…*long draw*… as long as we don’t piss him off…this is a good ride…like a unicycle…those are crazy…one-wheeled bikes…”Who’s there?” … it’s Smitty…let him in…did you get it…right on…

  3. 3 cobrien

    Holmes you are a very funny man.

  4. 4 sbarros

    I would hate to have a name like Sunday. Especially if I were born on a Monday.

  5. 5 amanda

    I can rest peacefully tonight knowing this important bit of information.

  6. 6 mlm

    Holmes, were you at a party I went to a few years back? Because that is pretty much the transcript from the “gala”.

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