According to this, Flavor Flav lost his virginity at age SIX. And he’d like to tell you all about it:
“I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes. This was when I was real, real, real, real, young. I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds. That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now.”
I’m a tell you the truth. I don’t ever want to hear about Flavor Flav’s little joint again.
Are you guys as freaked out as I am that there were scores of women who VOLUNTARILY MADE OUT WITH HIM just to be on TV? I don’t think you could pay me enough EVER to swap spit with this gold-toothed freak of nature. Everytime I catch sight of him on tv, I just want to scream at him to take a bath. Even when there have been scenes of him in an ACTUAL BATHTUB with various women, filled to the brim with bubbles and suds, I’m convinced that he’s absolutely filthy.
You could dip Flavor Flav in a vat of alcohol and then scrub him with Comet and then send him through a car-wash, and I would submit to you that he is still dirty.
Eeeew.
I’m sure that even back in the day, Flav had a big clock around his neck, and this is how he knows that it was 6 seconds of penetration…..
Uuuuugh! The teeth! The teeth! The gross-me-out, go to a dentist, go to an orthodontist… Gah! I can’t stand this picture any more!
What makes him so special anyway? And why do I care if he had sex at age six? Who would have sex with him? He is so damn ugly!
In May, I was on a flight from Vegas to NY sitting in coach when all of a sudden I saw Flav standing in the doorway to our cabin(from First). He was smiling, high fived everyone and did his trademark “Yeah, Boyeeee!” a few times. Though he’s a nasty one trick pony, he kinda looked clean, even.
This was stuck in my head the whole morning…so at age six he had six seconds of penetration, so now he gets what 30 seconds? (I don’t know how old he is.) And what is the frig with that clock around his neck?