Camila Alvez’s Uterine Area Is Now Vacant

Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit is officially a dad, as of around 6ish last night.  Matt said, “We are both tired and elated” as if to suggest that somehow the effort he put forth in the delivery was equal to Camila’s.  I’m just going to go out on a limb here and suggest that he is probably not as tired as she is.

Anyway, they had a boy, whose name has not yet been released.

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3 Responses to “Camila Alvez’s Uterine Area Is Now Vacant”


  1. 1 Mikey

    See Mock, this is just the way he looked when I saw him at the U of Texas football game. -Just try to tell me he doesn’t smell funky……..

  2. 2 Mockarena

    Yeah - he probably does. Still hot though.

    P.S. They named their kid Levi.

  3. 3 sbarros

    Well I suppose that it is better than Sunday.

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