I am too lazy to find out what circumstances led to Amy Winehouse posing in this way, but I’d like to believe that this is just one of many easy-to-learn steps to a new line dance. I would like to believe that we’ll all be doing this at weddings within the next 6-12 months.
Far more likely though, is that Amy Winehouse believes someone is standing within kicking distance behind her, and she’s certain that they have refused to give her drugs, even though she has imagined that entire scenario.
Let’s have a caption contest! GO!














Get a load of THIS beaver shot, paparazzi!!
I am NOT drunk! See! Can YOU stand like this and count to 100 backwards?!?!
I seem to have lost my crack pipe - do you see it up in there??
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and then kick the $hit out of the guy sneaking up on ya with the camera.
Sneaky, huh? *hic* You should see my right hook… oh wait, you did…
Chuck Norris taught me this move.
Hey, is that dog sh%& I stepped in?
See kids? If you have equal weight on both sides……
I am convinced there is more air in that head of hers…..
Has to be the Crackhouse version of the Electric Slide.
“I’m thirsty and want cold baby blood…gizzard wizard lizard…why is the light on my feet…I don’t feel coldYou all look like the jumbled letters …Pat Sajak’s yamalka was crooked… wwaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo …ferven der giffnet blerpen….I’m sleepy..”
“Everybody was kung fu fighting — coff coff coff…”
Soulja Boy is so jealous he didn’t think of this first.
I have no caption…but at least she is wearing sensible shoes.
…to go with all that sensible hair.
…and sensible eyeliner.
I’m curious, what would happen if this bit## hit me and I hit her back (really hard)? Would I get in trouble or would that be self-defense? Ofcourse I am aware that there is my law and celebritie’s law
I don’t know what would happen, ljay, but could you videotape it for us?
This fart is not coming out… maybe if I raise my leg… oh sh*t… it squirted!
That guy behind her must have a cheeseburger under his shirt and she’s getting ready to smash it. How long has it been since she’s eaten?
OR…
Her ear-rings are so heavy they are pulling her forward. Curse gravity!
“Damned wedgies.”
WAIT!
“Look what I can do!”
haha