It’s been KILLING you that you haven’t seen a photo of Jamie Lynn Spears’ kid, hasn’t it. Well, here you go. Jamie Lynn whored out her story spoke to OK magazine about her delivery and all sorts of other crap. She said:
“They told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.
“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all,” she says. “I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.
“She (the baby) is very good. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying. We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”
“Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!” she says. Yeah, this will TOTALLY discourage teens from getting pregnant. Way to go, Jamie Lynn. Why don’t you just go ahead and say that having a baby at 16 is the best possible thing anyone can ever do EVER? In fact, perhaps you should mass distribute condoms with holes in them while you’re at it.
How did she go from being 16 to looking 40? Okay, maybe 40 is a small exaggeration but she looks much older. Did she dye her hair this salt-and-pepper color on purpose?
Love the condom idea. She could have her own brand of Jaime Lynn approved, teenage pregnancy guaranteed, defective condoms.
I was going to say the exact same thing about the hair. WTF? Why would they choose a gray hair-looking photo for a magazine cover? Doh!
She say’s being a mom is the best feeling in the world. I think making someone a mom was a pretty good feeling too. At least she can get parenting tips from big sis.
very bad choice for hair color. in all the other pics it looks normal and suddenly after having a kid it’s grey? is that to show all the teens looking up to her that having kids makes you grey? good plan if so. lol
Damn! I wonder if this b**ch inspired those dummies in Massachusetts?
I was reading between the lines, and here’s what I saw:
“They told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy …”
Except for the I’m-only-16-and-unmarried-and-the-baby’s-dad-might-bolt-any-second part
“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all,” she says. “I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay…”
Because like I said, I’m afraid he’s going to bolt now that the baby is actually here. Or that he’ll bolt in a few days. Or weeks. Or years — hey … I’m kind of stuck with this kid for a long time, I just realized!
“She (the baby) is very good. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying …”
Except from Casey.
“We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines …”
You should see the one I’ve worked out for my first video after I lose the baby fat and leave this kid with some nanny!
“I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”
But I can hardly wait until I have my own shaved-head-attack-the-car breakdown like my sister, and I can unload this brat on her father for a few months!
That was good, Hatchetoman.
Why is everyone so negative about this? Not all teenaged mothers are bad mothers, and it isnt always a mistake. Think of how much money she has. The baby will never want for food, or clothes, or a home. She apparently loves her baby very much, and is happy. Just because Slutney doesn’t have a clue doesn’t mean no teen moms do. Don’t judge her by her sister’s downfalls. I say this is one story that does not need mocking, and I am offronted and ashamed of you all for doing it… I was 16 when I had my child, and I was a far better mother than most older women I know. Jamie’s sister is a ****ing lunatic, but I haven’t seen any signs that she follows in those footsteps, and going on the information I do have, she seems pretty smart. So instead of putting down young mothers, lets give them some freaking incouragement and support, shall we? Because it’s going to happen whether you like it or approve of it or not. She could have been truly irresponsable and had abortion after abortion, learning nothing, but she had the baby and is doing ok. so lets give her the credit shes due for taking responsability for the life she created, and mock her WHEN she messes up, if she does, instead of preemtivley, for doing things right.
She messed up by not making lover-boy wear a condom.
Cyni - the mockable part of this is how it’s an ADVERTISEMENT for teen pregnancy. I’m sure there are great teen mothers out there, but anyone with sense would proably agree that it’s a low percentage, and it’s STILL not something that we, as a society, should be all “YAY!” about. JLS is glamorizing something that should TERRIFY teens, not make them think, “Ooo - this looks so fun and cool and easy.”
At least, that’s why I am mocking it. Can’t speak for the others.