I know. Like you, I’ve been virtually unable to contain my excitement about this great moment in music history. Take a listen to the song that will no doubt be a LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE for you.
KIDDING. It sucks. Every bit as much as you might imagine, only more so.
You guys - Ali compares herself to Rihanna, which is hilarious. And by “hilarious” I of course mean “highly offensive to Rihanna.”
I think if Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag were to sing a duet, the earth might actually cease to rotate on its axis. It would be SO BAD that time would be forced to stand still. Time would be all, “Wait. What? I can’t possibly be expected to go on after hearing that” and everything would just stop.
Anyway, listen at your own peril.














Is it just me or do her 4 front teeth look totally unnatural?
I feel like I’ve heard this song before…probably because every pop-wannabe makes the same song over and over. It kinda makes me wish I was deaf…
AUDRAE–yes, they do look unnatural, but only because the canines next to them are PINK! WTF?
Aaaah, veneers. Or bridges. Though what a youngster is doing with false teeth of any kind is beyond me. Maybe she had really crooked teeth… and the light of (in)fame(y) nixed the braces idea.
Holy hideousness, batman! I’ve never been so happy not to have speakers as I am right now! If only I could say the same about my eyeballs…sigh.