You Can Relax Now. Ali Lohan’s Single Is Finally Out.

I know.  Like you, I’ve been virtually unable to contain my excitement about this great moment in music history.  Take a listen to the song that will no doubt be a LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE for you.

KIDDING.  It sucks.  Every bit as much as you might imagine, only more so.

You guys - Ali compares herself to Rihanna, which is hilarious.  And by “hilarious” I of course mean “highly offensive to Rihanna.”

I think if Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag were to sing a duet, the earth might actually cease to rotate on its axis.  It would be SO BAD that time would be forced to stand still.  Time would be all, “Wait.  What?  I can’t possibly be expected to go on after hearing that” and everything would just stop.

Anyway, listen at your own peril.

 

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5 Responses to “You Can Relax Now. Ali Lohan’s Single Is Finally Out.”


  1. 1 AUDRAE

    Is it just me or do her 4 front teeth look totally unnatural?

  2. 2 CMP053

    I feel like I’ve heard this song before…probably because every pop-wannabe makes the same song over and over. It kinda makes me wish I was deaf…

  3. 3 mlm

    AUDRAE–yes, they do look unnatural, but only because the canines next to them are PINK! WTF?

  4. 4 Lioness

    Aaaah, veneers. Or bridges. Though what a youngster is doing with false teeth of any kind is beyond me. Maybe she had really crooked teeth… and the light of (in)fame(y) nixed the braces idea.

  5. 5 Cynicat

    Holy hideousness, batman! I’ve never been so happy not to have speakers as I am right now! If only I could say the same about my eyeballs…sigh.

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