So I’m sitting here at the airport, waaaaaaaay earlier than I need to be, because I always have this irrational paranoia that I will be late to stuff, such that I consistently arrive like 4 hours ahead of schedule to places I have to be.
Except work. With work, I’m pretty much just on time.
Anyway, it’s already PACKED here and it’s only 5.30am. Early flights suck.
So I’m browsing the web, and I come across this very flexible child. And you guys, there is something really creepy to me about her. I know I’m supposed to watch this and think, “My, what a pretty young and flexible little thing she is. Isn’t she clever with the glass and the water” or something along those lines. But what I actually think is that she’s just creepily limber. Is it that it’s just really early and I’m not fully at appreciating-limberness capacity yet this morning?
I don’t know.
Must.
Get.
Coffee.
I’m always caught between a cringe of ewwwww, and awe of the abilities whenever I see something like this. Especially in adults like in Cirque du Soleil. Kids somehow it’s just ok. Still weird as hell, but they’re naturally more limber, so it doesn’t freak me *as much* as the grownups.
But what was with the black fur between her legs?!?!? Talk about pedophile lure. Was she supposed to be a cat or something? Mom coulda picked a MUCH more appropriate outfit for Nat’l TV… I’m just sayin’.
The tail is very creepy. That is all I’m gonna say…
Definitely creepy, and the tail makes it extra super creepy. The pink stretchy thing (leotard?) minus the creepy tail would have been sufficient.
Nope, you’re right Mock. Creepy. Cute girl though.
I’m SO glad I wasn’t the only one disturbed by the feather-boa-tail-cum-pubes.
VERY bizarre — in fact, I stopped looking at the distortions and went “WHAT the hell!? Did someone glue pubic hair on her leotard?!?!?”
Ick. Just, ick.
OK, I’m glad you guys also noticed the black tail that tangled in an all too inappropriate place. Whew.
Oh my I totally saw the tail/pubes thing too. Creepy… wicked creepy.
WEll, seeing how I’m far to technologically inept today to have viewed the video, I’m forced to ask, was there anything BESIDES a weird tail to this? Gosh, people, read your fellow mockers words before you write! This is just bad commenting ettiquette!