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	<title>Comments on: Hi There, Playtex!</title>
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		<title>By: Holmes</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4848</link>
		<dc:creator>Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>743 and a speedball cooked on a rusty spoon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>743 and a speedball cooked on a rusty spoon</p>
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		<title>By: Crabby</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4846</link>
		<dc:creator>Crabby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How many drinks would it take to make her look good?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many drinks would it take to make her look good?</p>
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		<title>By: mlm</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4728</link>
		<dc:creator>mlm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@cynicat--"evading the white coats for so long"...teehee! She's probably one of those regulars you see in a bar that is there ALL the time and someone befriended her for the evening so they could take her picture. She's smiling so big because now, she has FRIENDS!...that she'll never see again. Don't forget to floss, BiscuitTin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@cynicat&#8211;&#8221;evading the white coats for so long&#8221;&#8230;teehee! She&#8217;s probably one of those regulars you see in a bar that is there ALL the time and someone befriended her for the evening so they could take her picture. She&#8217;s smiling so big because now, she has FRIENDS!&#8230;that she&#8217;ll never see again. Don&#8217;t forget to floss, BiscuitTin.</p>
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		<title>By: anon69</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4726</link>
		<dc:creator>anon69</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SPECTACULAR!!!</description>
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		<title>By: BiscuitTin</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4709</link>
		<dc:creator>BiscuitTin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I need to go right now and brush my teeth. Hard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need to go right now and brush my teeth. Hard.</p>
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		<title>By: cobrien</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4692</link>
		<dc:creator>cobrien</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it weren't for the fact that the person in the picture obviously has breasts, I would swear that is a man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it weren&#8217;t for the fact that the person in the picture obviously has breasts, I would swear that is a man.</p>
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		<title>By: Cynicat</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4683</link>
		<dc:creator>Cynicat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...and in the other ear...a safty pin! gotta give her credit for individuality...or perhaps just credit for evading the men in the white coats for so long .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and in the other ear&#8230;a safty pin! gotta give her credit for individuality&#8230;or perhaps just credit for evading the men in the white coats for so long .</p>
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		<title>By: Cynicat</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4682</link>
		<dc:creator>Cynicat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't you hate it when you hit the bar looking like a goddess, then drink WAYYYY too much and wake up, with a hangover, the next day looking like a cheap and ungently used french whore, because you didn't wash your makeup off? Not to mention you had drunkenly slapped on more during the night, apparently utilizing a cheap halloween clown-makeup kit, with an abstract Picasso method of application. Then you realize you lost your watch, and look for it everywhere, only to discover that it was dangling from your earlobe THE WHOLE TIME!!! Man, That's just no fun at all!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you hate it when you hit the bar looking like a goddess, then drink WAYYYY too much and wake up, with a hangover, the next day looking like a cheap and ungently used french whore, because you didn&#8217;t wash your makeup off? Not to mention you had drunkenly slapped on more during the night, apparently utilizing a cheap halloween clown-makeup kit, with an abstract Picasso method of application. Then you realize you lost your watch, and look for it everywhere, only to discover that it was dangling from your earlobe THE WHOLE TIME!!! Man, That&#8217;s just no fun at all!</p>
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		<title>By: sbarros</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4677</link>
		<dc:creator>sbarros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This must be from an alternate universe where she is actually a sexy super model.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This must be from an alternate universe where she is actually a sexy super model.</p>
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		<title>By: SnarkyBritches</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/11/hi-there-playtex/#comment-4675</link>
		<dc:creator>SnarkyBritches</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm grooving on the half-peeled-off nail polish - in Dried Blood Burgundy.

Gotta give her props.  She heard corsets are *the* thing to wear when clubbing and is showing us her Salvation Army Chic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m grooving on the half-peeled-off nail polish - in Dried Blood Burgundy.</p>
<p>Gotta give her props.  She heard corsets are *the* thing to wear when clubbing and is showing us her Salvation Army Chic.</p>
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