Remember when the media broke up Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo a few months back? I mean EVERY magazine had a story about how broken up they were.
I don’t know about you guys, but I never bought it for a second. This is why I will rarely post rumors of a break-up until either a divorce or legal separation has been finalized, or there has been actual blood shed between the two parties, or there are photos of one of them enjoying relations of a sexual nature with someone other than their spouse. All of this, “A source close to the couple says…” is just BS.
LOOK at Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. I am not a fan of either of them, but this is one of the sweetest pictures ever. Whenever Mr. Mock puts his hands on either side of my face like this, I completely melt. I know I’m not the only girl out there who melts when guys do this. Back me up on this, you guys.
Jesus Christmas! Why in the hell won’t this woman go the f**k away?? She has zero talent, she looks like a werewolf, her father is a pedophile, her relationships are publicity stunts!
*Sigh*
LOVE Tony Romo. HATE Jessica Simpson. Actually, my hatred for her is starting to affect my love for him.
See, what you don’t realize, is he is actually squeezing her head real tight while yelling
“What is it with you, You just can’t understand anything!”
I have always kinds liked Jessica Simpson, but I LOVED her after the “Real Women Eat Meat” T-shirt!! That is awesome on so many levels. I would be ashamed that she is from Texas if she didn’t. PETA blows!
@crabbyal–Did it ever occur to you that she might have been talking about the “other” kind of meat?
Living in the Dallas/Ft Worth area, I, like so many others from around these parts, consider Tony Romo somewhat of a savior. If he can get the Cowboys to the Superbowl again, he will achieve full-fledged angel status. Just don’t let his girlfriend attend the games…
Mock, yes, I love when my husband does that. It makes me feel all gushy inside. I think he knows that, because then, he asks if I want any “meat”.
@mlm-ha yes how true, men know just how to melt your heart and then say something crude
Yes, both meats occured to me, and either way-Rock on Jessica!
Yes, it IS sweet and I think part of the reason we melt is because we so seldom get their full attention.
Yeah…men are idiots…we suck…we are imbecilic turdfunnelers who can barely communicate…only watch sports and like to fart…Men suck..we need to pay mroe attention to our ladies…
Is that you, Holmes, or your inner voice talking? (I love the term “imbecilic turdfunnelers”, btw) Please don’t be so grouchy just because you don’t have anyone to play with today. They’ll be back soon.
I get all sorts of attention from Mr. Mock, as anyone who knows us will attest, so it’s not that…it’s just that there is SOMETHING about that face holding thing that isn’t necessarily an everyday instinctive gesture and so when it happens it just feels really really really really great.
Men - hold your woman’s face today. You’re practically guaranteed to get lucky later.
Calm down Holmes, just a breezy comment, nothing directed at you. Have you never made a generalized comment about females?
I am bitter too - we probably shouldn’t play together.
mlm, agreed about the Tony Romo/savior comment. I hate it when the news stations replay her in that damn pink #9 jersey at one of the games.
No offense taken…believe it or not…as bitter as I am…it has nothing to do with others…it is all aimed squarely at me and my own failure as a human…I just thought I should throw a little testosterone on the fire before the Estro-smores got made…
Sammie…I love bitterness…we definitely should play together!
Estro-smores????
BWAA HA HA HA I am SO stealing that!!!
I feel you Mockarena. I absolutely love the face holding thing. What also melts me is when he holds my head against his chest while stroking my hair and rests his chin on my head. I can’t get enough of that stuff. Oh and when he kisses me on the forehead. Man, I love my guy =)
Thanks for reminding me of that… I’m going to go hug him now.
I love it when my man washes my hair.
Oh Holmes, I think I’m getting teary! I’m melting and you didn’t even grab my face in your hands. There is a heart in there after all…and it’s all cracked and dusty. Must resist the urge to fix and help and soothe.
[narrowing one eye] Or was that all part of the plan?
It will be all right.
Sammie, I would have to have forethought to be able to make a plan. Many have tried to “Fix and Help” (ask Mockarena and Dame)…but sometimes you jsut have to realize that the “73 Volkswagen SuperBeetle of a heart is what it is… But, hey…I am a laid back dude…if you feel the urge to fix…don’t fight it…I never do…
Much love,
Holmes
Ah. So they’ve already tried. Well, they seem like intelligent and industrious women; I wouldn’t presume to have anything up my sleeve that they don’t.
So if I’m not going to be taking on that project, guess we could just talk about baseball? GO CARDS!
Much love in return,
sammie