So I got home a few hours ago and settled myself in and being home is awesome. But I just got on line to check out what’s been happening in the world of celebrities, and discovered some very disappointing news.
First of all, can I just tell you how totally annoyed I am that leggings are back in style? These flatter NO ONE. Not a single solitary person. And if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems that the only people that wear them are either stupid celebrities OR oversized women. Celebrities you almost have to forgive because they’re idiots most of the time. But oversized women - PLEASE. I beg you to stop. What you’re doing is practically criminal.
Anyway, back to the real reason I’m pissed.
Lindsay Lohan has lately let loose a line of leggings. And she has the audacity to charge $99 for the ones on the right, and ONE HUNDRED THIRTY TWO DOLLARS for the ones on the left. This PISSES ME OFF. Where does anyone get off charging that kind of money on a pair of tights with built in knee pads?
Anyone who actually forks over that kind of cash for leggings should be immediately forced to contribute an equal amount of money to charity. Jerks.
I’m delightfully amused that the leggings with the knee pads are the ones called “Mr. President”.
She has to charge so much because it takes a lot of time to hand sew those leggings. I have no doubt that they are all handcrafted works of art done by Ms. Lohan herself.
She has to pay for her future rehab stay somehow. Give the girl a break. And a drink.
Mock - So you mean $99.00 for the ones on your right and $132.00 for the ones on my right, or the other way around?
At least she realized the need for the knee pads.