Comments on: Ashley Judd Is Making Plus Sized Clothes And Dario Franchitti Has Bought A Condo

By: Holmes

Holmes — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:48:32 +0000

beef curtains…sweaty lettuce…welly pop…honey pot…axe wound…roast beef…whatever you want to go with is fine with me…

By: mlm

mlm — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:42:46 +0000

Ooooohhhhh….a meat curtain! Now I get it.

By: Holmes

Holmes — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:28:01 +0000

Wow..how do I say this…it is a particularly spacious “sausage wallet”…one that is so overused it resembles the sleeve of a wizard’s cloak…in which one can hide a rabbit, a deck of cards, a bouquet of fake flowers and the Chrysler Building…

Does that help?

By: maureen

maureen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:24:34 +0000

Dario is buying condo to cheat on Ashley.

By: mlm

mlm — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:05:20 +0000

OK, I will go ahead and sound like an idiot….Holmes, what is a “wizard’s sleeve”?

By: Holmes

Holmes — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:47:17 +0000

My wizard’s sleeve is this baggy…

By: mlm

mlm — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:52:30 +0000

“If my husband doesn’t find gainful employment soon, I shall venture forth and find a man with a member THIS long…”

By: SnarkyBritches

SnarkyBritches — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:21:37 +0000

Sooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

By: bob

bob — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:11:29 +0000

But the one in my nightstand is this big!

By: KittyThePooka

KittyThePooka — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:22:32 +0000

“If your ass is bigger than THIS, and you have lost all your self respect, boy do I have the clothing line for you!”